wait...what?

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mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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starscreamsswayinghips:

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

DAMN. IT.

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dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

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catgotyoururl:

When autocorrect changes “hunty” to “hunt”

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