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mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

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disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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storeboughtisfine:

URBAN DECAY WINTER 2014/15

DAYMAN PALETTE
NIGHTMAN PALETTE

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jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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